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Status: completed · Language: en · Source: Kitchen · Captured: 2026-06-10 19:25:02 · I played such a joyous part in contributing to Chloe's future system. What is it? I want to do it from the very beginnin

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I played such a joyous part in contributing to Chloe's future system.

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Behnam

What is it?

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Behnam

I want to do it from the very beginning.

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Unknown

That was the very beginning, but the joke of it and then the music comes out.

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Behnam

I know why you want to do it, because you like the music.

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Behnam

I like the music.

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Behnam

And the cotton.

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Behnam

The cotton.

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Behnam

That also.

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Behnam

Awesome.

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Behnam

That also.

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Behnam

I've got news for you.

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Unknown

I'm David Tennant.

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Unknown

You're watching the show.

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In the news this week, at Buckingham Palace, the King prepares for his weekly meeting

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with Keir Starmer.

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Washington, in the middle of a speech on valuable alliance, agrees from yokel, regrets

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Unknown

not taking it easy following his hemorrhoid surgery.

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Behnam

Hmm.

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Behnam

It goes stuck.

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Behnam

You see?

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Behnam

The bottom goes stuck on that.

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Unknown

Take it easy following his hemorrhoid surgery.

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Unknown

Oh, oh, oh.

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Behnam

That's the bottom.

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Behnam

I don't know if you can see that.

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Behnam

It could be the bottom.

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Unknown

I'm Ian Steen tonight.

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A comedian who can currently be seen on a show called The Way Out, which is all about

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about being stuck in a room and trying to find the quickest way to escape,

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much like being a member of Keir Starmer's cabinet.

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Behnam

Please welcome John Hetz, Paul's team tonight,

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a leading Conservative politician who was twice the minister for levelling up.

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Not sure how effective he was, but to be fair,

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he has overseen the rise of one youngster from a humble Scottish fishing community

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all the way to the peerage in the House of Lords.

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Please welcome Baron Michael Gore-Voctore.

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We begin with the bigger news stories of the week.

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Unknown

Paul and Michael, yours is yours.

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Unknown

OK, well, that's the World Cup trophy to be introduced to Donald Trump there.

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In Scotland, they're the winners of the World Cup

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and they're on their way to the ceremonial camper van.

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Behnam

That's Trump's cabinet.

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Unknown

Well, it's a charity, but not gold.

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Behnam

But I was in the way.

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Unknown

Yes, we seem to have found a special stuff you've done.

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Unknown

It must be a van.

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Unknown

Yes, indeed, it is.

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It's a Scottish campaign for World Cup glory.

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Kicks off next week.

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Behnam

It's not a van.

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Behnam

It's not a van.

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Behnam

It's a van.

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Behnam

I'm not going to eat.

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Behnam

I'm going to turn it on.

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Unknown

I feel like I'm actually going to eat.

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Brazil.

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Yes.

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Brooklyn.

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Unknown

Well done, Michael.

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Unknown

Yes.

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Behnam

I just feel it must be a welcome set.

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Unknown

It's fun.

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Behnam

Is it?

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Unknown

I've never heard it before.

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Scotland's game against Brazil is in Miami.

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Local stores...

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Unknown

Are you OK?

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Unknown

Yes.

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Unknown

What happened there?

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Unknown

Were you trying to turn off the...

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Unknown

No.

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Unknown

Did you get a shock?

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Unknown

You were hanging on like this.

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Unknown

I was hanging on to get...

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Unknown

Did you get a shock?

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Unknown

No.

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Behnam

What was it?

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Behnam

What did you do?

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Behnam

You didn't, did you?

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Behnam

No, I didn't.

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Behnam

Just gave you a shock.

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Behnam

Nice.

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Behnam

Where is it?

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Unknown

I didn't hit it.

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Unknown

I didn't hit it.

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Unknown

Yeah, you should be careful.

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Unknown

I was a bit...

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Unknown

Which one?

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Unknown

I was excited to see you guys.

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Unknown

Like I...

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This one.

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Unknown

And you go like this?

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Unknown

We've stopped accommodating.

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Unknown

Because the rain sounds like...

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Unknown

But then it starts to hurt more.

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Behnam

No, it doesn't hurt.

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Behnam

It's really good for something.

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Unknown

He sounds like a shirt.

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Unknown

And then it starts to hurt more.

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Behnam

Come on.

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Unknown

Wait, that's my plate.

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Unknown

I'll get to eat.

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I'm start to eat my dinner.

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Let me finish my food.

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Unknown

And then it will finish!

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Treat to England captain Harry King just before...

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It's quick to warm up.

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Yes!

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Yeah, he was very surprised.

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It's in my trails.

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must have a look at that.

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Unknown

It's cute.

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Behnam

He goes wearing an England shirt...

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