you know what uh 15 years ago i was in america all the planes have wi-fi

and now wizard has got it here in europe

witchcraft is it i'll tell you what i respect there's no wi-fi on the train

for wi-fi on the plane that's fine it goes by satellite and uh you get on you can open the app

and if you want to order a coffee in the twix or a tea in the market bar you can do it on the app

and as soon as you get just switch off the super so i'm going to bring you a drink straight away

so you don't have to wait while you come down the door with the food

it takes forever yeah when you're really thirsty if you're right at that time they get to you yeah

yeah they serve you coffee by the time it's closing and uh and you can watch films on it

so that like they have a camera

a lot of the films so you have to pay for it yeah if you've got your tablet or your laptop

whatever you can watch a film on their wi-fi it's the stolen appliances so you don't have

to pay for the internet connection but you can watch and play games

it was like that in america as well yeah

even a small cheap thing that uh screening the back of the address

you could play like chess and you could pick someone

She couldn't grow up but ran them and went to see someone else and it was like playing

Christmas with her and her 14-year-old, and you can watch films, you can be in the community,

you can farm, you can grind.

Doesn't Ryanair do that?

They will, but it'll be like £20 for the pass.

Ryanair do it as well, you can order on the app on Ryanair, but I think it uses Bluetooth,

not Wi-Fi, you can scan, there's a QR code on the back of the playlist.

You scan there and you can order your snacks and drinks straight to your seat, instead of waiting for the train.

I never, I don't want to play.

I just...

I'm not using the toilets, I'd rather not.

You're not that bad with toilets.

Not toilets, no.

I don't like them, I don't like anything with toilets.

Why?

They freak me out, I don't like them.

No, not because they're dirty, they're not that bad.

No, they just freak me out.

I don't know why, they just freak me out.

And they're noisy, when you flush them.

Yeah, and I don't like them.

Just don't put a small child down here, they might get swallowed in some fresh air.

Especially on the big planes, they're spacious.

Little planes don't matter.

When we went on that little one to Ireland, God, you definitely wouldn't want to use that toilet.

Oh, like Ireland.

Not using that toilet.

But it was tiny.

Yeah, it is tiny.

But in America, it was bigger.

And one of the ones we had in America, it was quite far.

It was a big, big plane, even though it was an internal flight.

And the toilet had a window and everything.

It was very nice.

They had toilets in the middle as well as at the back of the plane.

And it had a window.

And it was spacious.

Most Americans don't.

Some of them are planes and they've got like bars and all sorts.

Yeah, they had that.

Yeah, there was a Virgin Atlantic on it.

A lot of space, because it's been in the plane for a long time.

You need space to walk around, so there's a huge...

If I could pick my seats, I always ask right at the back of the plane or right at the front of the plane.

Because I just think, at least I can just put up toilet when I want.

You don't have to be right at the back, though.

That's why it's noisy.

Oh, I don't mind.

It'll follow me.

Being at the back of the plane.

I see it from as close as possible.

Especially on the smaller planes.

Because if you've got an air bridge, very often the only vacation is from the front.

Oh, we just wait till after the next other plane anyway.

Yeah, but if you're travelling alone and I arrive at midnight and I want to just get off as quickly as I can.

So I'm better to just arrive and sit in my...

And I don't like row one, because...

There's nobody in front of me and they sit and watch.

Like, I just want to go to sleep, so I usually try and get row two or three window seat.

And then be one of the first off.

Especially if there's going to be a queue.

You know, when you get off, if there's going to be 150 people, you have to queue up for passport control.

So the reason for being quick is to get ahead of the queue.