I received another one. They said it's going to be $1,000 to spend next time when you come.

You know, that way they are attractive.

And one of the passengers, I was speaking again, and he said he's been on cruise for three months.

You get these people that dig on the ship, yeah?

Yeah, I don't know how, I mean, two weeks, it was too much for me, like, you know.

Yeah, yeah.

But three months, I can't do it.

I watched something, and she said, well, it was very old people who, they never go out much anyway, and they're very old.

Instead of being in an old people's home.

They're so cheap.

They've got too much money, and they stay on the ship.

Oh, all right.

They just go around the world and they're stopped.

And they've got everything, restaurants, somebody looks after them, doctors on there, hospitals, pharmacy, cinema, casino, whatever they are.

Yeah, it's quite big, like, everything is very right, but I don't know, I can't do it.

Until I get really old.

That's it.

That's what I mean, like, people like Matthew Barber as well, they're not capable of doing anything anyway.

Yeah.

It's interesting.

Quite a lot.

Are you going anywhere this year?

No.

No?

No, I keep thinking.

Well, for me, this year is done.

My holidays.

You're going to go on a cruise again now.

You've got to go and spend a thousand dollars anyway.

I don't think so, no.

No?

No.

You wouldn't go again?

I would go, but like, you know, as I said, I won't go to Europe, I will go probably to America.

Even Mediterranean, because it's hot.

Yeah, or the time of the year we went, it wasn't as hot as, like, you know, we wanted it.

Probably book it in July and go.

Yeah, yeah.

That would be okay.

Yeah, that would be nice, yeah.

But, see how it goes.

And a cruise on the north of Europe is cheaper than Mediterranean.

But usually these tickets are about four and a half, right?

And that, I don't know why it was on an offer.

And when they booked it, they phoned me.

I said, okay, I'm coming.

My wife, she didn't come.

She said, oh, I'm not coming.

That's for old people.

That was my first impression.

63.

She's here for old people.

That was my first impression, but I didn't want to say that.

Yeah, but, okay, I believe they will.

Like, you know, say, okay, about 60%, right, was retired.

Like, old people.

But the rest, they were young.

Like, you know.

That's what he said as well.

He said, no, he's got two teenage boys.

They do different things, don't they?

Two teenagers enjoy going on the ship.

Yeah, they love it.

They go and play the games.

They do all the stuff like that.

But there's, like, different cruises.

There's even, like, Disney cruises and all sorts.

How are they for kids?

All sorts.

Anyway.

Okay.

I wrote those two down.

And that second one.

It's in Sheffield, anyway.

That one is in Sheffield.

Supplied them, yeah.

Okay, that's good.

Thank you very much.

Boy, I think it's a waste.

Cheers.

Okay.

Thank you.

Appreciate it.

Thank you.

See you later, sir.

No, it's actually in Chesterfield.

Sorry, that's where I'm from.

I don't know.

I don't think I'd really like to go on a cruise.

I've never fancied going on a cruise.

Like you said, what if anybody gets here?

Everybody gets here.

It just goes round and round.

Yeah, you remember we used to watch that.

That Jane MacDonald on the cruise.

Yeah.

And I remember one where they were like,

this is the infirmary.

And they've got like 30 beds and all that.

And intensive care unit.

Oh, that's good.

And then this is the morgue.

And at any one time, there's usually like six to ten horses in it.

Because how many people go on a ship?

1,500 or whatever.

Yeah.

And on any cruise, there'd be six to ten fatalities.

And then it's up to the family.

You don't want to collect the body from like they're in the Bahamas.

And they're stopping in whatever.

The Caribbean.

They're stopping in Bermuda.

Like you can arrange it.

But it's expensive.

So you can wait.

They've got a fridge so that they can transport the body back

when the ship comes back to Southampton.

Well, they pay for it.

And that's a lot of full jail.

Yeah, that's a full jail.

And they collect the body at Southampton when they come into port.

Have you not watched the poop cruise on Netflix?

The what?

The poop cruise.

I don't think I'd want to.

The poop cruise.

It's an actual true story.

What's it about?

A cruise.

Where they all get diarrhoea.

No.

So they're on fire and it stops like moving so they can't move.

So they're all stranded.

Oh, I know of the case.

It wasn't that long ago even, was it?

Like ten years ago?

Yeah.

And I mean, basically, there was shit everywhere.

Because all toilets flooded.

Yeah.

And that's why they called it the poop cruise.

I'll watch that then.