I think Raphael's the mechanics.

I was dealing with that insurance guy outside.

Who did we get?

What, Australia?

Australia?

Yeah.

Fucking, that bank was fucking ringing me a certain time.

Fucking canteen was ringing me.

Well I did fucking Costa, Casrock, Bodrum in Mansfield

you know, because we're obviously without the fucking...

Yeah, we're probably in the end of a shut-off.

Yeah, do you know why it was shut-off?

Someone was sat on top of a fucking bridge break

and they just jumped off next to it.

Yeah, I know the lady said that because you rang him.

But they're now thinking...

Why are they fucking on police?

They're not on police are they?

Not with a big gun, you know, with side arms.

I think sometimes with stuff like that it's a case of

they do that and...

Shut them down?

Fucking hell, we're not listening to this, man.

Yeah.

In some cases what they do is they use rubber bullets.

What if we wasn't shooting them out there?

No, they're laying for them so it knocks them back

towards officers that are behind them

so then they can get them off the bridge.

But it was weird because every shut-off there was out

apart from Bodrum.

They've probably seen it a thousand times.

Fuck it, it's just in the tin.

Yeah, because I rang Bodrum and I was like

Oh, just to let you know

drivers outside went, oh is it?

And I went, yeah but you can't get to your shop

because police have blocked it off.

He went, what?

And then I could hear him shuffling

and then he must have been looking out

and he went, oh yeah?

Fuck off.

And then he must have like...

I don't think he...

I think he knew the police was there

but I don't think he realised the street was blocked off.

Blocked off?

It was blocked off in an area like that

because at the corner, just past this door.

From there to the way it splits.

That road.

You dine it.

It was on the stupid bridge I think.

Looked quite a lot today.

So he went some days off didn't he?

Yeah, today and tomorrow.

Even though he said to Sarah the other day

I've got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday

but when he booked him off with me

he says just Monday and Tuesday.

So I don't know what fucking plan he's on.

Well I'm only booked for today, tomorrow and Thursday this week.

He is only off today and tomorrow.

I mean...

He's off his record.

I said, what are you going to do with your day off?

He said, I'm going to call and sit outside the Russian shop

and drink and watch Aaron has to make sure he's working.

I said, alright fucking stuff.

And do you know...

He started calling you fucking nuns.

Do you know?

It was something he would do as well.

I don't think he will sit outside the Russian shop

because he's meant to be fucking pissing me off today.

I know.

Or a week.

For the next two fucking weeks.

On and off.

No, don't worry about it.

This is what happens.

It'll be sunny in two weeks when you're off.

I don't know.

Except for that fucking plane.

This is what happens.

This is what happens.

26.7 every night.

This is what happens when this country gets a few nice days or a full week with the sun.

We get punished the fuck for having that sun in this country.

Literally.

I still find it funny all the videos that I keep seeing the people on Facebook that

are from England that like, it's a different type of heat.

Literally.

It's like we do tell you but no one fucking believes it.

I'm from Africa.

I can deal with 40 to 50 degrees.

I can deal with 40 to 50 degrees.

30 degrees in this country is nothing like in Africa.

It's horrible.

Literally.

Yeah, well.

It's all chemical shit inside.

We tell you.

We just don't fucking see it.

It's so humid over here.

It's burning.

And then obviously you don't know that there's like, there's no breeze whatsoever.

Last night I was buzzing when I got in bed last night and windows broke and it was falling

breeze.

I was like, why not last night?

I was like fine because where my fan is, it's like we've got a bay window thingy in

bedroom.

Yeah.

So fans are placed in the middle of that.

Windows are open but we've got curtains that go across where, like, say your desk's bay

and then two walls like that.

We've got curtains that go across that bit so the entire bay's behind curtains rather

than all our windows.

Yeah.

So we just leave a gap in curtains, fans in the middle and it just sucks all cold

air that's coming through windows and throws it straight up.

And I'll bleed to death.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm in a flat so I'm higher up so.

Yeah.

And I have two shoelaces I'm dancing in.

I'm walking up to the table and I'm doing un mines.

But look a bit stressed need to go sleep and just a hand on the seat and I'm just like

And as it moves to the other side it's going to be like I might be in your spot but

I can't really even talk with you.

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