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Status: completed · Language: en · Source: Kitchen · Captured: 2026-05-23 19:40:02 · Um, story, actually. It's got a James, Edward, Toby, Patsy and Thomas. And you have one of them. And they're fat control

Behnam

Um, story, actually.

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Behnam

It's got a James, Edward, Toby, Patsy and Thomas.

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Behnam

And you have one of them.

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Behnam

And they're fat control.

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Behnam

No, I mean, in your class you've got a James and an Edward and a Toby.

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Behnam

But there's no fat control.

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Behnam

Is there a Toby?

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Behnam

No.

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Behnam

Is there any fat kids?

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Behnam

No, there's only a fat.

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Behnam

Nobody's speaking your voice.

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Behnam

If you had one fat kid, you could be nasty and you could say,

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Behnam

we've got James, Edward, Toby, and you can be the fat controller,

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Behnam

but there's nobody to talk to.

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Behnam

That would be nasty, wouldn't it?

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Behnam

And this Toby, actually, it's a bias.

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Behnam

That's the name.

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Behnam

What?

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Behnam

What do you think I'm making up?

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Behnam

Why is Ernie trying to find a good stand-up?

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Behnam

His name is actually Ernie's birthday.

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Behnam

And I bet Toby's name is actually Tobias.

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Behnam

There was a Toby in my school, in my class.

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Behnam

I mean, he was Tobias.

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Behnam

Toby is short for Tobias.

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Behnam

It's not Frederick, it's Alfred.

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Behnam

Because he's a Freddy.

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Behnam

There was a Fred in my class and he was short for Frederick.

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Behnam

And we had a neighbor called Pat because he was short for Patrick.

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Behnam

He's either short for anything.

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Behnam

He's either short for anything.

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Behnam

And he's Anna short for anything.

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Behnam

You want some more?

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Behnam

Is it Annabella?

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Behnam

You've got Annabella.

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Behnam

Annabella or Annabelle?

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Behnam

Annabella.

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Behnam

Annabella.

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Behnam

And does she get called Bella?

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Behnam

Does she get called Bella?

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Behnam

Yeah.

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Behnam

Does she get called Anna?

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Behnam

Yeah.

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Behnam

That's good.

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Behnam

Because I would be cold.

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Behnam

I'd be too confused about that.

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Behnam

Anyway, I'd be too confused about that.

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Behnam

And what's Miss Gordon's real name?

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Behnam

Phoebe.

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Behnam

Phoebe?

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Behnam

Oh, my goodness.

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Behnam

Yeah.

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Behnam

I bet none of the children can spell that because it's with a P, isn't it?

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Behnam

That's a very old-fashioned name for her.

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Behnam

Really?

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Behnam

Phoebe.

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Behnam

And some of the Williams kids are called...

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Behnam

They're the baby, too.

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Behnam

What's the dinner they've done?

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Behnam

Oh, yeah, they're three.

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Behnam

Felix, the boy.

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Behnam

Felix.

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Behnam

And the girl was called Juno, which is very funny.

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Behnam

Juno.

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Behnam

Is Juno a Nazi?

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Behnam

Is it real?

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Behnam

Sure.

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Behnam

Name that's the, what was it?

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Behnam

Greek gods or Greek...

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Behnam

Not Greek.

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Behnam

Roman embers or Roman gods.

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Behnam

What was the third one called?

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Behnam

Anna?

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Behnam

Was there a Juno?

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Behnam

Was there a Juno in here?

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Behnam

There's none.

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Behnam

How is it in the kitchen?

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Behnam

Yes.

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Behnam

My period...

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