If you haven't got a visa, you can come as a tourist, yeah?

A tourist.

So now I'm coming as a tourist for two years.

Are you enjoying your holiday?

Yeah, it's just, I'm a tourist, and you can see her about six, seven times here, you know what I mean?

He says, are you a tourist?

No, I'm living here.

What do you mean?

I says, look, on your fucking eh.

My spot.

On your fucking eh finger?

He says, you're a tourist.

I says, no, I'm not a tourist.

Well, you have to change your finger, you're not allowed.

I says, okay, I changed it.

Fuck it.

I paid £20 for two years.

So for two years, I'm going to be tourist.

But can you, do you keep you, you know, when you get your new passport, do you get to keep your old one, polish on?

Can you not, I think.

No, you can't.

Because I've got visa for America.

And when I go to America with my new passport, I have to show my old passport as well, and they look at that.

I can go now, because I've been living at 20 years, I can go for two nationalities.

Yeah.

Took an English one.

But I think I'm going to do it.

I think I'm going to do that. £5,000.

What?

£5,000.

That's that's for good.

I think it's a good idea.

It's good because you're not