Like we said, the film in the cathedral, in the middle there's a courtyard with those stone arches around.

It's where the film, the Harry Potter movie, is schooled.

So it's full of Chinese people and Americans with wizard costumes.

Well, this is in the castle.

Yeah, it's very similar.

And these clothes are just, you know.

That's not too close to the sea, though.

That's a good 40 minutes.

It's Durham.

Durham, yeah.

Durham's a bit inland, isn't it?

It's everywhere.

Yeah, the river goes around the centre, so all the centre is inside the river like an island.

And, yeah, that's only 10 minutes from there.

Well, you're not there, like you said.

Oh, yeah.

We used to walk around there, like we'd go out drinking and then walking back to our thing,

we'd take a short call around the river, but it was very dark in the day, so no.

Post-security, university post-security, standing down there.

It was...

Uh...

From the A1, and the motorway you'd take to get to Northumbria, that's 10 minutes off the motorway as well.

It's so historic.

I love historic places.

Yeah, I know.

The North East is quality.

When I was in the West Bank, it's so boring now, I just...

Yeah, still, there is a lot in England and the UK we haven't visited.

Well, same here, really.

There's places I'd like to go.

True, I've never been in my life to Cornwall or Devon.

Oh, well, that's pretty safe.

I don't know.

It stresses me out, because the roads are so narrow.

I've been to Southampton and Bournemouth, but that doesn't bother me.

I've not been...

But literally, you're going down this tiny street where your car can just fit down,

and then everybody's camper vans coming all the way, and you've been going for like three miles in this normal...

Guards get scratched differently.

Yeah, I don't.

You put some protection or something.

Yeah, I'm at the cost as well.

It was like that.

And then you have to, some of them, you have to drive 45 minutes in that road to get close to one of the...

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then maybe half an hour walk.

But it's very nice.

And when you get there, it's very expensive, isn't it?

Like the accommodation and stuff.

Since staycations and COVID, staying there, it costs more than going to Dubai or something.

I was telling you, man, it costs £2,000.

The season is very expensive.

Never been that far to Dubai.

And it's a long, long drive.

But it's rather sit in the plane for three hours than sit in the car for seven hours.

You can go with a plane.

You can go even better places.

You can.

You can, not from here.

But from the Teesside Airport and Newcastle, we've got flights to Newquay, which is in...

Newquay is in Devon, yeah.

You can't fly.

Newquay is nice.

People do that.

People do that.

Yeah, I've been to Newquay.

It's nice to pull.

It's a small plane, but it's still effective.

I mean, yeah.

But you can have a stop in round Bristol.

Bristol, Cardiff, yeah.

Bristol, maybe it's...

I've been to Bristol.

I've been to Bath Spa.

We went once for something.

I can't remember.

It's a balloon festival in Bristol.

Have you been there?

I hear it's very nice.

Bristol was nice.

Nice town.

They had lots of restaurants and bars from canals like Venice.

With bridges and water between them.

That was nice.

I didn't go more southwest than that.

I've been round all the Baseline and Scotland lines.

They've got the prettiest station all the way down to McBain.

Go on, if you're going down to Cornwall, Gloucester services, have you ever stopped there?

No.

North Wales is really good, too.

Yeah.

And it's not far.

It's only two hours.

Where?

North Wales.

Like Llandudno.

Oh, Llandudno and stuff like that's nice.

And Conway.

Conway, yeah.

Conway, yeah.

They drive on the...

About three hours.

Nice, I think, too.

You go to Manchester Airport and you're halfway there.

Yeah, it's not far from Llandudno.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a good road, as well.

It's not like, there's not a small road, it's a dual carriageway, at least, all the way to Llandudno.

Yeah, it's an easy ride.

When John lived in Manchester, they used to go every three weeks and all that.

Yeah, it is.

It's...

I enjoyed it up there, wasn't it?

It should be ferry from round there to...

Dublin.

Dublin, yeah.

Holyhead to Dublin.

Holyhead, yeah.

Dublin, yeah.

But that's, I think that, any time I've ever looked at that, it costs four or five times more than flying.

Yeah, unless you want to experience it.

Because we went to Ireland a couple of times, and I was planning to do that, but in the end I just flew and hired a car, because it's cheaper than taking your own car on the ferry.

And they also drive on the left.

And you know how far it is, it looks...

It takes a long time.