Where I arrived.

That is almost affectionate.

I will take it.

Give us the Ethelpad before I start blushing.

Gladly,

Here is what matters for the roots in Sheffield.

Sheffield's a bit drizzly.

at the moment.

Around 13 light breezes.

Not too bad.

Top around 21 and lows near 11 with only a small chance of rain.

Traffic around Churchill, near Churchill Fish and Chips.

Several incidents on the M1 affecting the A1 after the A638.

Congestion and acting messages about a mile or so from the route.

That is everything important from me for the moment?

Thank you, Jane.

You make the road sound almost civilized.

Almost is doing a lot of work there.

So am I, trying to look composed.

Hey, this is radio station WSKE.

We're taking calls on the wish line, making your wacky wishes come true.

Hello?

I wish I was in the book, that's all.