We're going on so many lines and it's funny because there's like so many years ago when I was like maybe 16 and I had my first date in there.

Why not?

There were so many people there.

It was like, what the fuck?

Romantic.

A maniac animal, yeah, but nothing that.

It's funny, this bench, my auntie goes every single day, if it's raining, windy, horrible, she puts the cot and she goes and sits on the bench for half an hour and talks to her parents.

She never got nobody, she never had kids.

She had a husband die, she had a boyfriend die, and she loved both of them so much.

And because they were dead, her whole life was about her parents, she never had kids, so she became like parents for her parents, looking after them.

She didn't have to worry about somebody else, his teller or his mother, same time.

They're nice cars though, the Audi S6.

Didn't you have some?

I like it, it's juicy and nice.

It's garlicy. That means I can't kiss you because only one had garlic. Unlucky, yeah. Sorry.

She never had her own kids.

And she's very nice and very kind and she could have been very good mama, but she didn't have.

And I think that they had problems to have, but it wasn't the same technology like now, I don't know exactly.

But then she kind of, I think she ruined her parents last years because they were healthy, living independent.

They were 90, but they didn't have like nurse or something.

My other grandmother, she's nearly 100, but she has nurse all the time and cleaner and chef and everything because she lived like queen.

But this one, my English grandparents, they lived normal life by themselves and they didn't need anybody to look after.

But she had nothing and nobody, so she was going every morning and worrying about them.

Oh, don't do this, don't clean the kitchen yourself, you know, you're old, I'm going to do it.

And that's, I think, made them older.

But when it's been COVID, she didn't let them go out basically ever again.

Like three times I've seen them outside the house after COVID.

And they died in the end of 2023 because they were very smart and thinking and interested in everything and travelled a lot when they were younger.

And she stopped them going and they would have gone, they would have travelled with me anyway, you know.

I went on trips with my granddad to Germany and stuff.

And I was a bit annoyed with her because I think she was, my granddad when he was 89, he wouldn't say no.

I said, shall we go to Berlin for a weekend?

He would say, I'd love to.

You know, and I would have fun because I liked, he was, he was so young, right, for his age.

And funny and like drinking and everything.

Well, she would never allow that.

Never ever.

I want another one, super cute and all.

Which I can't have because I'm driving.

I know, it's hard life to be an alcoholic, isn't it?

I know.

Annoying.

I thought you were going to say I put bleach in the machine.

No, no.

You could do that.

No.

I mean, it's...

You can put like vinegar in there or something for smell.

There's stuff you could put to make smell go out.

Like vinegar would help, wouldn't it?

With smells.

It's not going to ruin the clothes?

Where do I put inside?

I don't know.

I mean, if it's ruining the clothes.

I mean, ruining the clothes.

What's it going to do?

Do you know what I mean?

It's like it's clothes is shit anyway.

No offense.

It's not like it's...