I'm going this weekend. I don't want to sit there being stressed.

Why don't you want to go this weekend?

I don't want to sit and be stressed when you're in great yarmouth and it's holding.

Why you?

I don't know.

Like I want to go somewhere proper like Italy, proper trip.

And I want it where it's only beach but I want to go with you.

I want to show you all the beautiful sights.

That means like a lot of activity, travelling.

I want to go on wine tasting.

I want to go to all the cities and countrysides and everything.

I'm waiting to show you because I always wanted to.

And I want to show you where I live.

You know, it'll be interesting.

I mean, it's beautiful as well.

Like tourists going there because of the mountains.

That's what you love.

But it's not near the sea.

Still, two and a bit hours in the car, you're in Venice by the sea.

But I don't want to go in the middle of summer to Rome or Venice.

We should do them on separate trips when it's not too hot because you're not going

to enjoy it.

Especially you in Rome.

And Venice is okay but it's smelly.

But it's 25.

It's amazing.

It's 25.

Yeah, but Venice in...

Rome in the city, it feels very hot, you know?

And no matter what you do, you have to walk around and see stuff.

You know, even if you're thinking I'm not going for a lot of walking.

You know how we are in London and Paris.

We come back with feet tired from walking.

Yeah, I know.

But that doesn't mean you've been in Rome much.

It's all like...

Well, it's even worse, yeah.

It's pain.

There is metro and everything and taxi, but the traffic and that is like chaos,

crazy.

You know, in England, they're all cities and they're not designed.

Yes, I thought you were coming to say you haven't got any...

Yeah, we're ready.

We're ready, yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

You know, if you go to Rome, you cannot say I was in Rome.

I didn't go to Colosseum.

The Trevi Fountain.

Spanish Steps is called with all flowers.

Vatican City.

I know.

I saw everything in Carolina stories.

It's wonderful.

And I'm going to take my good camera, yeah?

And you can use it, yeah?

And we're not going to just get drunk out of mind when we're in Rome because it would be waste.

Then we'll go after the beach and we'll just get drunk at the beach.

I'd love to.

And do we get a car and drive a bit around Italy?

You know, like when we're in Paris, like every time you said, oh, I wish I moved

to Paris.

I wish I'm going to move to Paris.

But if you go to Italy, really, you would fail.

And you know, I was talking to somebody the other day.

He's Italian and he's got a pizza shop in Hillsborough.

Me and Rafal went to Pickle Rubbish because my dad used to, Gloria, that Chinese

woman, she used to have this business and she lived upstairs.

And she left trash outside and this guy was shouting about it.

So me and Rafal went there and got the trash and he shouted at us, who are you?

You're stealing that stuff.

I said, hang on, I thought you wanted us to take, anyway.

Then I chatted with him.

I said, where are you from?

Because I thought you had Italian accent.

He said, from Vicenza, which is near to Treviso and Verona, Venezia, northeast

of Italy.

And I said, who in their right brain would move to Hillsborough from Treviso?

It's so beautiful.

It's so beautiful.

So yeah, I was manager in a factory, like supervisor, and I had good money.

Like Mark was manager, you know, for Ingrida.

It was nice and everything, but they said the economy there, it's too hard.

Nobody, everybody is super rich or really struggling because it's so expensive,

all Italy.

When I went there even, or it was, when I went there, because of euro and pound was strong

that time, like our one pound was buying nearly two euros.

Now you buy 1.

Sorry, it's me kicking it.

You know, like we go, if we go in Spain now, with 10 pound, we get only 12 euros,

and a meal is 15, 18 euros.

But in that time, our one pound would get two euros, nearly, 1.8.

But restaurant or something there, meal in the restaurant was like 30 euros.

Still not that much even anywhere else.

And it's a lot tax and stuff, like a lot higher than here.

And you can't do anything.

Like here is, the council coming to check that we're clean, because we can look

after food, and they check you a few things, and the police, like you can't drive

without mot and insurance, whatever.

Because they'll know.

But in Italy, they stop you every two days and they check everything.

And if you've got a business, they come in every day, I want to check all your

paperwork.

I mean, nobody checks anything here.

They just expect, same as self-assessment.