He's standing there, and he's chatting with that lady.

And he said, oh, they don't let me smoke or something, and they don't even want to let me get out of bed, because he just had a heart attack.

And then he put his lit cigarette nearly finished in the bin, and the bin caught fire.

And she said, That idiot, he's put this cigarette in the bin and it's smoking.

It's on fire.

I said, hopefully it'll go out.

But then after five minutes, there was this strong smell of burning rubbish and more smoke.

So I went and knocked on.

the emergency exit door of the wall, and this guy came out and I said, Can I have a bedpan of water or something?

Because someone's put a cigarette in the bin and it's on fire.

And he said, wait here, and he's going out with a big.

bucket and what on.

He said, could have set the whole bloody place on fire?

I said, I'm not.

Even if he hadn't, if it had been lots of smoke and flames and triggered the alarms.

and they'd be evacuating the walls, they'd be bringing the fire engine.

What for?

I don't know.