It was like nearly a three-hour journey. He got to Cleveport. Beryl and I had never been to Cleveport before. He got to Cleveport just before midnight. And Hannah had pre-booked him a taxi to the train station. And he was there and he was like, I don't, there's no taxi. So she rang the taxi company and said, yeah, you're looking at about half an hour wait. She said, but I ordered it an hour ago. I pre-ordered it. They wouldn't send out a taxi. His phone were on red. He was going to die. And then he said, I'll get the app. Don't worry. And we were like, what's he doing? He walked the app. Don't know where my time is here. It's a 40-minute wait at work. He got here in 20 minutes. I said, all right, calm down. Carnage. Absolute carnage.

I don't know why they were all cancelled. Gina came down Friday night. And she got to... I watched it called.

They stopped at Burnard there. Burnard there. It's Cleve Forks. I stopped before that's Grimsby. I stopped before Grimsby. I'm sure it's Burnard there. Right. Because I always want to say Burnard there, but it's got a T in it, I'm sure. I know. They stopped it later because someone had been at my tram in Grimsby. And then they were waiting for a bus replacement. And they said, well, we're going to send one out, but you're not guaranteed to get a bus replacement. So all these people on this train are waiting. No bus replacement. So she said, fuck this, I'm getting a taxi. And some other people heard that, and there were four of them that got in a taxi. It cost them 30 quid. So they all put two. But yeah. Oh, dear. Wow, they all get trains. They're big carnage. So I wouldn't recommend a train in a taxi. Every time I go on a train, it's the same thing. I'm... Well, last time we went to Liverpool, I said I'm never getting on a train again. I just don't get it. But it seemed like a right nightmare. Honestly, when we went to Liverpool, they just put me off forever.

Kind of like really in there. Because we were excited to go.

Yeah, I think when you have, like, a bad, like, travel,

it just sets you moved, doesn't it? Mm-hm. And even way back, it was absolutely rammed. I'm thinking, this isn't safe. I've been letting people on. Well, yeah, exactly. I've been selling tickets for this many people. You'd think it'd be like a plane, like, once it's full, like, it's full.

Because even, like, buses, when, like, buses get to, like, certain capacity, they won't let any more people on.

Yeah.

See what time it is.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, she's changed her profile again. Oh. Oh, she's got a chat, yeah. Different on every picture.

I have a question. What's up? I can't believe that she's not English. Really? Well, actually, yeah, because in this photo, she has got a bit of something in her. But do you know in the photo before, when it was a full-body one? Yeah. And it, like, felt into shape. I would have said she was, like, fully English. But on this one, she doesn't look fully English. I mean, I know you can't really say that, can you? But...

I don't think she looks amazing.

No, but you can tell she's got something in her.

Thanks, Kieran.

I'm not sure who's got your delivery. This afternoon, shall we ring, like, a mobile? I don't know.

What alarm does it make? I don't know why, because every time I catch it, it's never been like that. It's three times now, isn't it? Because every time I catch a card, it always just puts it on the chip here. What is it, like, a SIM card?

When it clicked on my phone yesterday, I was like, what? I don't know what it looks like. You're fuming. Oh, that old ETA 11-day to 11-40. That's very precise, though. Like, mind it, 24th. Like a mobile.

Fucking bastard. Probably going to come back to it here anyway, showing a bit of folly there.

No. I could have got you one with three. Three pound a month. I know that's three. You could do anything with it.

Because, you know, when I changed mine and Holly's, because Holly went from a contract, like, paying it just to a SIM, they said, oh, we can offer you a... I can't remember now, what were they? Unlimited calls, unlimited texts, and so many gigs a day, I thought eight pounds a month, but it were a really good deal, but...