It's not like, up, down, up, down, it's fucking me doing it like that.

It's like a tic-tac.

One day I went to a shop, customer staff were there,

I said, you've got a chair, right?

I said, here, it'll be funny.

I said, sure.

You should just go to Primark, they've got benches in the right of the lock.

Say that to your twin sister, she's allowed to show.

I'll try and go to Primark.

I think you can at least go to Primark.

I don't like Primark.

Sometimes they're alright,

but some of your washrooms are fucking twisted in the street.

And they're not that cheap anymore.

No, they're not.

This is from Primark,

it was at a jolly party,

at the Gladbanks, I took it.

And I thought I'd use it for the garden,

because I've been doing it at Oak Grove.

I don't know.

So I don't have much place for a garden.

I thought I'd win it.

I paid £10 for that one.

That's true.

So I thought, fine, well, it's £2.99.

Not any more, is it?

No, it's not.

No, I went in and I'm like,

I want some jars and whatnot.

I'm not paying that.

It's a little bit tacky, that.

Yeah, I'm like, that?

I'm not paying that much.