Now that he's got a good life, he's a surgeon for cancer and he goes around the world and it's...

Could do, yeah. He should have gone at least to Germany, not to England.

But they came because of the wife's family, not because of ours.

But then that didn't really work out for him either. They own a hotel, but the hotel is a better place.

So it's like, it sounds a lot better than it is.

Germany is just for their vocation.

Exactly.

Not like that...

They came because they thought that his auntie has a... her auntie has a hotel.

But really it's a bed and breakfast in Wakefield.

And she was getting divorced from the husband and nothing to...

They thought they own a hotel. It sounds like, wow, they're going to support us, we're going to make a good life.

But actually they live in a bedsit and she works part-time in Tesco.

And it's probably...

He does pizza deliveries.

Exactly.

And he gets everything to the wrong address, I'm sure.

Yeah, exactly. I think if they went to Germany, still they could...

He could have worked with carpets.

And he didn't even know English. Like, she speaks very good English.

His wife and...

Exactly.

She speaks good English, his wife.

But he didn't know a word of English.

So, like, the language you could say, maybe, choose England instead of Germany for that reason.

But we don't know any of them.

There's no difference.

And I don't have that much contact, only we got...

What contact is the...

I was close in ages, Farshad and Nader.

Nader the doctor and Farshad in carpet business.

But I try to keep her...

We all keep distant because he's completely mental.

He's got psychological problems.

He loses his temper like that.

That time when I was there, I had that prawn and we went with him and his girlfriend to...

I mean, he was married and divorced twice.

And he's about 45.

And he...

We went with him and his girlfriend to a funfair in a taxi.

And the taxi driver was Albanian.

And we were coming back to his flat and they closed the road for roadworks.

So you can't go this way, you have to go around.

And like here, your taxi driver would just say,

Okay, I'm gonna take the short road.

Because the address is just after the sign, yeah?

But in Germany, they're very scared of the police.

You don't break any rules like that.

You must go the long way.

And he says, oh, I can't go that way.

But that would cost us more because the taxi is going...

Kilometre.

And Farshad just snapped and gone crazy.

I told you, I live there.

I've got a letter from the police that it's okay to go that way if you live there.

And I told you, but you didn't listen to me.

Stop the car, stop the car.

He got out and he got in from the neck and he pulled him like that.

And he says, this is Germany.

I'm a German citizen.

You're a fucking Albanian immigrant.

You should listen to all the Germans, what we're doing.

Both his parents are foreign, you know?

And they say, oh, that's even in Germany, there's so much Nazi and racist.

Even the foreigners who live there, are born there.

But they talk to an Albanian taxi driver.

And he's so racist, attacking.

And he grabs him by the neck.

And me and my brother had to take him off the taxi driver.

And I apologised to the taxi.

And he ran away.

And we had to walk.

But he's done that.

A few things happened.

Definitely he could get us in trouble.

So I don't want to invite him to ours.

But his brother is the opposite character.

He's really lovely.

And we got also in New York, we got a cousin from Amir, the one who died in my grandmother's house.

But his wife was, when they, he was like 40 and she was 21 when they got married.

And he was in New York, she was in, he married her in Iran.

And she was, they had a three-year-old kid.

And they'd been in Iran for ages.

They were going to New York.

And she was changing plane in Heathrow.

Heathrow, that was about 1998 or 9 or something.

I can't remember exactly.

For some reason, she got stuck in England.

Like there was something with the flight.

And I went with, me and my mum, we went to Heathrow and picked her up.

So we got to know her.

And my mum and her, they stayed in touch.

And she's with me as well on Facebook, sending family pictures and stuff like that.

Parinaz, she's called Parinaz.