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Status: completed · Language: en · Source: Behnam · Captured: 2026-05-14 19:26:27 · Do you have a go at Toby? The Toby? Toby Carvery? Do you have a big plate, little plate? I've got a big plate. This is g

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Do you have a go at Toby? The Toby? Toby Carvery? Do you have a big plate, little plate?

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Unknown

I've got a big plate. This is genuinely what comics talk about.

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Unknown

I had a Toby Gold card. Unlimited Toads? Yeah.

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Behnam

Can you imagine? He had a Gold card, a Toby Carvery.

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Behnam

Wow. Bob's just flopped his dick on the table.

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Behnam

It's time for a joker. Moshi, who do you want to see?

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Behnam

After we saw Jeremy's bed the first time, we were so hungover, we went to Toby Carvery.

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Behnam

It was really lovely. Cheers, Jeremy.

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Unknown

I'm not here. And I mean that on all levels.

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Unknown

Can we speak to Bob Mortimer, please?

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Ben Mortimer. Bob Mortimer.

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Bob Mortimer. Bob Mortimer. OK, I'll just get in for you.

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You want to go down, too?

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Behnam

Bob? She's an old-fashioned type.

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Behnam

Hello?

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Behnam

Oh, Michael, maybe playing a joke in here?

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Behnam

Ah, we'll do that then. Thank you.

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Behnam

He's got the soulful eyes.

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Behnam

And I just thought, oh, my God.

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Behnam

No, she's just sitting next to me.

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Behnam

You're so sweet.

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Behnam

Careful, any second you're going to get attacked.

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Behnam

I think she's not playing anymore, so...

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Unknown

Hmm.

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Behnam

I don't know.

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Behnam

This is getting hell.

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Behnam

Exactly. That's why I'm on the edge, so I can move.

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Unknown

OK.

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Behnam

OK. Bob Mortimer to perform. Eight comments left in the game.

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And he thinks the only person I've ever seen make Richard laugh is Bob Mortimer.

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Behnam

I think this is going to be tricky for people.

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Unknown

It's a game of magic.

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Unknown

OK.

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Unknown

It's a game of magic.

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Unknown

Oh.

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Unknown

Oh, Lord.

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Unknown

What did he do, too?

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Unknown

Richard is going to laugh.

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Unknown

I think Bob's going to laugh. Bob's.

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Behnam

It's beyond an hour.

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Unknown

Not just in here, just me.

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Wherever you are, even if you're in Tesco, it's...

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Diarization Windows

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