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Status: completed · Language: en · Source: Behnam · Captured: 2026-05-14 19:16:23 · After that? No. He's away eating, there's my placenta doing what I need. Who do you want to see next? We'll get someone

Behnam

After that?

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Behnam

No.

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Behnam

He's away eating, there's my placenta doing what I need.

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Unknown

Who do you want to see next?

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Unknown

We'll get someone to play their joker.

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Unknown

Joe Wilkinson.

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Unknown

From his brain.

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Behnam

Do you think we'll all stay in touch after this?

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Behnam

No.

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Behnam

Put it full stop.

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Unknown

I'm going to ask this one.

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Unknown

Hello.

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Unknown

Hi, could you ask Joe Wilkinson to play his joker, please?

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Unknown

Joe Wilkinson.

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Unknown

Hi, lovely to play.

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Behnam

Jimmy says he wants you to do the joker now.

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Unknown

Harry, you look so sad.

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Unknown

Have a rice cake.

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Behnam

No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Unknown

That won't hit.

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Behnam

Address Princess.

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Unknown

Oh, hello again.

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Unknown

Hello.

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Unknown

This is going to be hard.

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Unknown

I was nearly laughing just at the sight of Joe.

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Unknown

And then I got very fearful, knowing that he won't speak.

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Unknown

You may notice that I'm standing in front of a large R and I printer.

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Behnam

This was printed for me by the production team.

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I didn't have to pay for it.

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Unknown

So thank you, everyone involved.

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Unknown

And the reason I thought it was important was the R and I are celebrating 200 years of being in service.

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Unknown

I just thought I'd do a small briefing about the R and I and what they do.

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Unknown

Nice.

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Unknown

Because this is meant to be an opportunity to make you laugh.

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Behnam

But there has to be some light and shade.

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Unknown

Good joke.

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Unknown

I'd rather you didn't make any noise.

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Unknown

Sorry.

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Behnam

You like the sound of the sea.

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Unknown

Yes, please, Bob.

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Unknown

Thank you.

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Behnam

What is the problem?

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Unknown

It's really flaming.

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Unknown

Stand up again.

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Unknown

The Royal National Lifeboat Institution, or the RNLI, is a charity that provides a 24-7 lifeboat search

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Unknown

and rescue service around the world.

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Unknown

It's for the public.

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Behnam

He's just doing serious speech in his ma's funny like this.

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The Republic of Ireland.

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Behnam

His face.

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Behnam

He laughed.

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Behnam

Oh dear.

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Behnam

He was a very clever one.

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Behnam

Like no jokes.

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Behnam

Just reading a speech about the R and I.

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Unknown

When Joe Wilkinson can literally read a bland speech about the RNLI, it's not fair, you

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Unknown

bastard.

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Unknown

You guys.

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Unknown

You're in the wrong place.

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Unknown

It's a ship. You bastard.

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Unknown

That was painfully hard.

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Unknown

I'll never quite get over Jimmy's walk.

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Unknown

Well, he's not on, Teddy. He's a lumberer.

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Unknown

He's fine because I'm like that.

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Unknown

His posture's awful.

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Unknown

That was lovely. Oh, thank you.

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Unknown

A fitting tribute to those brave men.

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Unknown

Yeah.

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Unknown

Okay.

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Unknown

We've got another card.

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Unknown

Let's have a look.

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The RNLI.

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Behnam

The RNLI is a charity

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that provides a

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27 lifeboat search and rescue

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service around the coast

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Behnam

of the United Kingdom

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and the Republic

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of Ireland.

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Behnam

I think there's more of them

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Behnam

laughing as well. This is the best.

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Diarization Windows

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