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Status: completed · Language: en · Source: Behnam · Captured: 2026-05-14 18:56:16 · Like a psychiatrist, proper one, she's gonna bloody do a stand-up comedy You wish to see? Me too, but and I said in the

Behnam

Like a psychiatrist, proper one, she's gonna bloody do a stand-up comedy

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Behnam

You wish to see?

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Behnam

Me too, but and I said in the car now like shall we go together? No, no, no, you can't come. Why? Only who's got invitation?

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Behnam

Because it's like first time

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Behnam

She's going to like it's called last one laughing

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Behnam

Thank you, Benny

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Behnam

She's going to like glasses I've just got after my school

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Behnam

Not season one didn't just started

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Behnam

She's not funny, I don't know why don't I have

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Behnam

Sometimes they're just funny cuz the fat and this is laugh about how their fat themselves and then it's funny

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Behnam

But it's not like very clever comedy

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Behnam

No, she was going to

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Behnam

Evenings in school after work twice a week with all the people who want to learn how to be comedian

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Behnam

And they're all gonna do a show but only for them and a few friends and from each one

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Behnam

Because they don't wonder people would shout at them

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Behnam

He said what we want to stop them

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Behnam

And the guy who was doing it

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Behnam

He stopped doing comedy when he's doing a podcast or something and I listen

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Behnam

But I don't know none of them were funny. It was the one or two of them was good

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Behnam

You won't get angry. Thank you. Well, it's not just that like there was sometimes funny ones coming

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Behnam

And then

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Behnam

After a few weeks, they will come back and oh, it's good that that one's back because he's funny like this Scottish old Scottish man

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Behnam

It was very funny. He came back

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Behnam

After a few weeks and I said for John Paul he stays here because he's good and then what's happened

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Behnam

He does the same job so it's no point

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Behnam

He had only one routine. He was very good but it was only one you don't want to watch it twice

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Unknown

That feels Nemesis today

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Unknown

Oh

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Unknown

He's from Middlesbrough, he's famous in Middlesbrough.

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Unknown

I managed to get through that literally by playing it as a game, and it was an exceptional

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performance of what it's like to be on Nemesis.

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Unknown

You want a higher resolution image if you're going to sell these.

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Behnam

Dragon Ride or Nemesis?

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Unknown

Dragon Ride.

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Unknown

Was I wrong?

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Behnam

You were wrong.

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Unknown

I didn't get Keeling, but I took Harriet, because I'll be honest, she was the smallest

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Unknown

there.

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Unknown

Meet my new Febreze Fabric Refresher.

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Unknown

I use this every day.

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Unknown

All around my home to fight odours and enjoy freshness.

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Unknown

It's new, two-time action formula, really fine odours and freshness fabrics.

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Unknown

So good pizza.

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Behnam

So good pizza.

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Behnam

I'm serious about Italy.

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After I catch my dog on the couch.

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Behnam

Wine tasting, I don't know.

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Behnam

But just for relax on the beach, Italy's not the number one.

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Unknown

Really?

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Unknown

How many?

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Behnam

No point.

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Unknown

I want maybe on my birthday in Italy.

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Behnam

I thought you were talking, I thought we were talking about New York or something.

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Unknown

I don't know, but it's too expensive.

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Unknown

I have too much debt.

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Unknown

Maybe Italy is 11.

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Behnam

I think you could go to New York for less than Italy.

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Behnam

It depends where you're going, what you're doing.

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Behnam

But...

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Unknown

The Lenoir Dream Team, four of the seven you love.

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Behnam

If it's like Rome or Venice or something, it's probably more than...

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Unknown

You're going to go at least once in my lifetime.

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Behnam

No, you're going to go a lot of times.

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Unknown

Well, normally, then we're going to be dead by the Irish.

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Behnam

We are probably.

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Behnam

I don't know.

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Behnam

I don't know.

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