So I've made the deal to sell the car to these two black guys, five minutes from their address, four or five minutes from their address, where I'm supposed to drop the car off and the engine lights just come on. I'm so tense now and disappointed and upset. I was in such a good mood that it was resolved, even if it wasn't quite the price I wanted.

And so here we are. I'm driving along. I'm hoping that I'll come across a little garage that I can drop in and say, please, I'll give you £20 if you reset this light. Because we've been through it. It was something ridiculous that causes the engine light to come on. I've been very open and honest with them. I don't feel any guilt about doing this. I just want to...