We had nicest fishing checks but I nearly fell through the floor when she fucking said rise.

What?

So we were going to go to that naked because like my sister had been and she said it was brilliant.

Okay.

So we walked there, sorry, as soon as we walked in we've run out of fish.

And I laughed, I didn't exactly look the same, I said are you joking?

Like and he's like no we've just run out of fish and I'm like right.

So anyway we said oh can you recommend a good one and he like pointed across the road to this Audrey's

and it worked, it was like a really old-fashioned chippy and they cooked everything fresh and it

was really nice but we had fish and chips each, David had peas and I had curry sauce and a can of pop ham.