And then by the time we did let them get off, the boats that they used to get off, they could only use them on one side because the other side, because it ticked, they couldn't get them down.

And it was really close to the mainland, like it was some rocks off the coast of Italy, it was really close but if they'd reacted quickly they'd all been fine.

See, that's why I don't want to go on it.

It's not that bit that worries me, it's the viruses and the...

Yeah, I never even thought of that until Covid hit and then they were all stuck on that ship, weren't they?

I did because my mum's friends, they always went on cruises and all that but then, what was it, their son was a doctor or something and he was with them and he had to go and help.

And he came back and he said, fucking hell, they've got like 25 people and they've got a mortuary.

So there was an old man and they asked him to go and help because he was an anaesthetist and they had to restore him.