Can't you make his map to like Zurich?

Yeah there's options. He phoned me yesterday afternoon and said look you can go to Mallorca for £29

and then you can go the next day, the Saturday evening from Mallorca to Leeds Bradford for about £40.

It's the cheapest option because every time you get a train to another city it's costing another £100.

Yeah that's true.

You're literally accepted at Basel airport overnight. You know what I mean?

Well they didn't even get a hotel.

No, I don't know. They didn't know what to do. It's just clueless. You've lost.

He's like oh I'm not good at finding all these flights and stuff like you are, especially at the last minute.

And I said so fly to Mallorca. I'd rather be homeless in Parma than in Parma for 11.

Or go to Mallorca and there's a hotel for like £80.

Like Parma and all that next to Magaluf you can go out.

He's like oh yeah we go out all night. And I said yeah just don't miss the flight.

But the flight's not until 8pm on Wednesday. We get back to Leeds Bradford at 10 o'clock and John can pick you up.

But he didn't do it because he was a big boy.