See, this is my bedroom. My house looks like nobody lives in it, I think.

Like, my house, I ain't got stuff everywhere. I just have very few things.

Yeah.

Very few, like, because I don't...

Look, my bedroom.

Wow. No TV?

No TV.

What, you're not watching TV right now?

No.

Okay, now.

No, we used to have a TV upstairs, but I never watched it.

And then we were like, well, what's point in having it if we don't watch it?

Holly don't even have a TV in her bedroom. She just watches her laptop if she wants to watch TV.

We've got two TVs in the house. We've got one in the gym and one in the living room.

Yeah, the gym. There's no gym down there anymore, I don't think so.

It is. Well, it was, so he tied it up.

And then, last weekend, he went, oh, I'm just going to bring some tools back in.

Yeah, all the tools.

Because...

Of course, he tied it up because his friend was staying. He came from Scotland.

Oh.

So he tied it up then.

Fuck, if you're trying to leave it back, the one place you came, it's the one place you want to tie it then.

Yeah.

But then, yeah, then this weekend, he's like, I'll just bring that table back in. I'll just bring this back in.

And I'm like, I don't mind you bringing stuff in if you actually fucking do something with it.

It's not just an ornament.

It's one of my owls.

I'll be jealous.

Yeah.

I didn't see her any king prawns, favourite.

Mm-hmm.

We literally can't eat them though in our house.

Yeah.

Because she's literally, she's just trying to get them off your plate. She's obsessed.

It's like possessed.