I love it. I'm sure Katie's paying for it.

She booked the hotel, I know that.

Sounds a bit like Freeloader to me.

Well, this is the thing, like, sometimes when these people are out, she'll complain about it to me.

And then as soon as he gets here, he's like, best wife in the world.

And I'm like, half an hour ago you were pushing him and I thought if you've got a problem, tell him you've got a problem.

I was living with my boyfriend at a fucking holiday.

Because he goes on these work trips, so he does his job but he's doing it in a different city.

And he'd been away for the whole week and then when he got back on a Friday, don't care, he was going to be back at like 11 o'clock.

And then I'd gone out to a friend's house for some drinks.

I got back at like 2 o'clock in the morning. Tell me why she's still sat up waiting for him.

He wouldn't answer a call, he wouldn't answer a text, he'd turn his location off.