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Transcript: But I'm still like lazy.

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Transcript: But I'm still like lazy.

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Transcript: And then I'm gonna find out how much I can, uh, I can, uh, borrow, you know, and, uh, everything. But maybe I have in home, but I don't think so, I do have. I think everything is, uh, in the car.

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Transcript: And then I'm gonna find out how much I can, uh, I can, uh, borrow, you know, and, uh, everything. But maybe I have in home, but I don't think so, I do have. I think everything is, uh, in the car.

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Transcript: I'm busy with trying to get a loan, but I need to go to car to pick up an AD or something because I need to approve.

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Transcript: I'm busy with trying to get a loan, but I need to go to car to pick up an AD or something because I need to approve.

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Transcript: I think you did, to be honest, but I don't know.

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Transcript: I think you did, to be honest, but I don't know.

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Transcript: Uh, yeah, I'm looking if I took a photo of it.

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Transcript: Uh, yeah, I'm looking if I took a photo of it.

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OCR Text: 12:06 ikea.com Book assembly via Taskrabbit, in store and online ... > Sofa beds > Chaise sofa beds View in 3D Choose cover: With chaise longue/Djuparp dark green More from the VIMLE series VIMLE 3-seat sofa-bed, with chaise longue/Djuparp dark green

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OCR Text: IKEA 12:06 ikea.com Book assembly via Taskrabbit, in store and online ... > Sofa beds > Chaise sofa beds View in 3D Choose cover: With chaise longue/Djuparp dark green More from the VIMLE series VIMLE 3-seat sofa-bed, with chaise longue/Djuparp dark green

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OCR Text: 11:58 Gemini Flash Yes pls A £1,500 loan on IKEA's 0% interest-free credit option spreads your payments evenly over 24 months with no extra charges or hidden fees, provided payments are made on time. Loan Metric Breakdown Total Loan Amount £1,500.00 Interest Rate (APR) 0% Loan Duration 24 months Monthly Repayment £62.50 Total Interest Charged £0.00 Total Repayable £1,500.00 Key Payment Rules to Keep in Mind Automatic Direct Debit: Payments are collected automatically each month. Setting this up during your application ensures you do not accidentally miss a Ask Gemini

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OCR Text: 11:58 Gemini Flash Yes pls A £1,500 loan on IKEA's 0% interest-free credit option spreads your payments evenly over 24 months with no extra charges or hidden fees, provided payments are made on time. Loan Metric Breakdown Total Loan Amount £1,500.00 Interest Rate (APR) 0% Loan Duration 24 months Monthly Repayment £62.50 Total Interest Charged £0.00 Total Repayable £1,500.00 Key Payment Rules to Keep in Mind Automatic Direct Debit: Payments are collected automatically each month. Setting this up during your application ensures you do not accidentally miss a Ask Gemini

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OCR Text: 11:57 Gemini Flash Download the IKEA Financial Services app (provided by Ikano Bank) from the Google Play Store or Apple App Store. Google Play 2. Gather Your Documents Before starting the form, make sure you have: o A valid photo ID (UK/foreign passport or UK driving licence). IKEA o Your address details for the last 2 years. IKEA o Details of your current employment status and monthly income. IKEA o Your UK personal bank account details (for setting up the Direct Debit). IKEA 3. Check Eligibility & Apply o Open the app and run the soft eligibility check. This shows your chances of approval without impacting your credit score. Ikano Bank +1 o Submit the full application. You will get an instant decision in a few minutes. Google Play +1 4. How to Pay at Checkout o Once approved, you are issued a virtual card inside the app with a credit limit. Google Play o You can add this card directly to Apple Pay / Google Pay or show the barcode details in the app to the cashier when paying for the sofa. Ikano Bank + Ask Gemini

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OCR Text: 11:57 Gemini Flash Download the IKEA Financial Services app (provided by Ikano Bank) from the Google Play Store or Apple App Store. Google Play 2. Gather Your Documents Before starting the form, make sure you have: o A valid photo ID (UK/foreign passport or UK driving licence). IKEA o Your address details for the last 2 years. IKEA o Details of your current employment status and monthly income. IKEA o Your UK personal bank account details (for setting up the Direct Debit). IKEA 3. Check Eligibility & Apply o Open the app and run the soft eligibility check. This shows your chances of approval without impacting your credit score. Ikano Bank +1 o Submit the full application. You will get an instant decision in a few minutes. Google Play +1 4. How to Pay at Checkout o Once approved, you are issued a virtual card inside the app with a credit limit. Google Play o You can add this card directly to Apple Pay / Google Pay or show the barcode details in the app to the cashier when paying for the sofa. Ikano Bank + Ask Gemini

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OCR Text: 11:53 TEMU 4G 27 Gemini Flash What fo you you need take a loan t. ikia for 1500? Does they stuborn? In the uk To get a £1,500 sofa on finance at IKEA UK, you can apply for their 0% Interest-Free Loan (provided by Ikano Bank). Since £1,500 is the exact minimum starting threshold for their 0% loan, you qualify to spread payments over 24 months interest-free (around £62.50/month). Ikano Bank +1 What You Need to Apply o Age & Residency: You must be at least 18 years old and a permanent UK resident (with 2+ years of UK address history). IKEA o ID: A valid UK/non-UK passport or photo driving licence (full or provisional). IKEA o Financial Details: A personal UK bank account in your name, current employment details, and a valid email address. IKEA Are They Strict ("Stubborn") on Approval? IKEA's credit provider, Ikano Bank, checks your credit score and financial history, so approval depends on your current situation: IKEA o Automated & Standard: Algorithms make the decision using credit reference agencies—there isn't a "stubborn" human manager denying applications arbitrarily. o Credit Score: A clear credit history with minimal missed payments or defaults in recent years gives + Ask Gemini

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OCR Text: 11:53 TEMU 4G 27 Gemini Flash What fo you you need take a loan t. ikia for 1500? Does they stuborn? In the uk To get a £1,500 sofa on finance at IKEA UK, you can apply for their 0% Interest-Free Loan (provided by Ikano Bank). Since £1,500 is the exact minimum starting threshold for their 0% loan, you qualify to spread payments over 24 months interest-free (around £62.50/month). Ikano Bank +1 What You Need to Apply o Age & Residency: You must be at least 18 years old and a permanent UK resident (with 2+ years of UK address history). IKEA o ID: A valid UK/non-UK passport or photo driving licence (full or provisional). IKEA o Financial Details: A personal UK bank account in your name, current employment details, and a valid email address. IKEA Are They Strict ("Stubborn") on Approval? IKEA's credit provider, Ikano Bank, checks your credit score and financial history, so approval depends on your current situation: IKEA o Automated & Standard: Algorithms make the decision using credit reference agencies—there isn't a "stubborn" human manager denying applications arbitrarily. o Credit Score: A clear credit history with minimal missed payments or defaults in recent years gives + Ask Gemini

Voice Note via s3

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Transcript: Well, that's what I told him.

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Transcript: Well, that's what I told him.

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Transcript: Yeah, you know what? He can even just use it on his phone.

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Transcript: Yeah, you know what? He can even just use it on his phone.

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Transcript: house is still very messed. I'm too lazy to sort it out. Or what the fuck, I just came in kitchen.

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Transcript: house is still very messed. I'm too lazy to sort it out. Or what the fuck, I just came in kitchen.